Jay Mariotti: We're only 96 days from Game 1 of the World Series, 14 weeks from the unspeakable Cubbie dream, and I've yet to make fun of Ryan Dempster. I thought zingers would be a staple all season after he declared so wildly, "I think we're going to win the World Series. I really do. Enough of the curse this, the curse that, the goat this, the black cat, the 100 years."